6/17/2003

I grew a 3rd arm today. I guess it's the New Jersey atmosphere and all the junk food that finally turning me into a mutant. Now you would think that having a 3rd arm is cool and all, it itsn't. The arm grew out of my eyebrow first of all, 2nd, it has no bones in it so it's just hanging there, and 3rd, there are no fingers or a wrist....so it's just a long piece of skin (how is know it's an arm is because it has the elbow patterns) I guess today is one of the days that I stay in my room all day...I hope no one notices. I'll just say that it's my under-developed twin brother.