Well, still in the government building. The thing that's keeping me going is the idea of going to Outback after all this is over. This is complete bull-s***. Now they're accusing me of putting the cork in Sammy Sosa's bat. They think I have a motive because I'm cuban and Sammy is Dominican. These guys are really bright, it actually was me, but I didn't know the bat was going to break. My plan was to score a fake ID for the batboy of the Cubs so he'll be able to go drinking and to strip clubs with the rest of the team (god bless that 15 yr old) and in return, the batboy would give him a faulty bat with a planted cork in it. It worked like a friggin charm because now Sosa is supposedly suspended for 8 games. Score 1 for Castro!!