Well, today was supposed to be the greatest day of my life. I, Daniel Perez, actually won the lottery. My grandmother has been trying to win it for so many years, and then I go out yesterday, buy a ticket for the hell of it, and I'm 5.2 million dollars richer. So I did what anyone would do. I went to Atlantic City and betted my millions in order to get..........billions? So I took one of those buses that the senior citizens take to get down there. Man, I was the life of the party on that bus....literally, everyone was either on a resperator or too busy crapping their pants. So we got off the bus and we all went to this little restaurant to eat first. I guess you can't gamble on an empty stomach. So I went to a casino and walked right up to the roulette table. I bet all of my 5.2 million dollars on black. I had a feeling black was going to come up and I'd be 10.4 million dollars richer......guess what happened? Well, I'm here writing in my blog, so you guess what f-ing happened. I'm going to go drink some Pine Sol.