Bark at the Sun

Well, woke up today as a werewolf. Now I know what your thinking, "How can you be a werewolf during the day?" Well, I guess I'm a reverse werewolf smarty. You know, werewolves come out during a full moon... well, I came out during a full...um...sun. So I did what any normal werewolf does during the day. I joined the high school baskeball team and friggin dominated cause no one could block a werewolf, did a little bit of car-surfing on my friend's van while he drove, played a southern-general in my school's play, and went to the dance and invented my own dance while hundreds of my peers danced along with me. Yep, everyday life as a werewolf rocks. Tomorrow I plan on working as a chef in a restaurant. I wonder if I need a body-hair net.