6/05/2003

Well, my limousine driver was late again this morning. It's pretty sweet though that he showed up with Ms. Japan from the recent Ms. Universe competition. Man, she was hot, but it sucked that I couldn't communicate with her. Except for of course the phrase "Me love you long time". And I suuuuuure did *wink wink* I guess everyone is a fan of good 'ol Full Metal Jacket. Even though the second half of the movie is pretty damn boring....they should have ended it right after boot camp....actually, right after where they see the asian hooker, then the guys should have been killed by some bad wonton soup or something.